1. Traveling internationally and got an eight hour layover? Take an alarm clock. First check out the airport; that should take about 30 minutes most places, and how many ‘duty free’ chocolate/booze places can one visit? Next find a gate where the chairs do not have arms. Stake out an end set of chairs, set up your alarm clock and take a snooze. That should kill another hour; so lay there and pretend and just listen. No one talks, except the load speaker, so play “guess that sound” as people rustle different sounding newspapers, or “guess the nationality” as the announcements are translated into English. I’m in the Frankfort airport right now and everyone is being told to ‘conjugate at their gate’. I don’t think that’s a German to English translation!
2. Take your sewing machine with you in your carry-on. When the scanners can’t recognize all the wiring you can relieve their tedium when you unveil your machine.
3. The hardest part of traveling alone is you have to take your roll-on to the bathroom with you.
4. How do you know how to space your meds when you’ve been running around for 48 hours and it’s still Saturday? Or how do you monitor your caloric intake for the day? Or do you just say the heck with it?
5. Discovered something new. Not sure if it is possible in other airports but here my gate is way off the beaten path. So far off that I came early and am enjoying complete peace; not even any ‘conjugate!’ commands!